Paula Abdul is too high to remember she's supposed to pretend American Idol isn't scripted

So basically, on American Idol, the contestants sang two songs last night. They were all judged together onstage after they all sang their first song. Magically, however, Paula not only judged one contestant's first song, but his second song as well, BEFORE HE HAD SANG IT, prompting the audience to laugh uncomfortably at her psychic abilities, and causing producer Nigel Lythgoe to shit his pants as the curtain of deception fell on his creation. Wait, you mean, reality television....isn't.....real??? Video, below:

EW.com does the best coverage of this one:

American Idol: Rough Diamond - for a summary of what happened.
On the Scene: The Paula Abdul 'Idol' gaffe heard 'cross the nation - for a first-hand account of how it went down in the studio.