Elliot Spitzer has an affair with hot prostitute. Prostitute becomes famous/sings badly. Girls Gone Wild offers her lots of money to be in a video. GGW then discovers they already have tons of footage of her on video from 5 years ago. They get set to release said footage. Prostitute sues GGW for $10 million. GGW says, "But you consented." Prostitute says "No, I didn't." GGW digs up the video of her consenting, and says "Boo-yah."
GGW - 2, Prostitute - 0
Tape shows 'Kristen' OK with 'Girls Gone Wild' - msnbc.com
Video of consent - Gawker
4.30.2008
Spitzer Prostie Ashley Dupre gives drunken underage consent to Girls Gone Wild - Joe Francis says "I told you so."
The MPAA wants to control your interweb
The MPAA weighs in on the Net neutrality debate today. Obviously, they are against it. They want cable and phone companies to be able to control their internet users, so they can control the cable and phone companies, and thus, control you. And stop you from pirating the horrible movies that they expect you to pay 12 bucks for. Beware of the MPAA. They're watching you.
Hollywood taking sides in Net neutrality debate - Seattle Times
Scarlett Johanssen is not Tom Waits. Tom Waits would never kiss Salman Rushdie.
Scarlett Johanssen's new video for her first single "Falling Down" from her album of Tom Waits covers was just released. Its sound is pretty indescribable really. It's sounds sort of good, right? Or maybe it's awful? It has some sort of mysterious and hypnotic quality to it. Maybe it's tricking me into thinking it's good.
The video however, is not good. No trickery there. But she does make out with Salman Rushdie. WTF?
Yahoo Music - check it out.
Paula Abdul is too high to remember she's supposed to pretend American Idol isn't scripted
So basically, on American Idol, the contestants sang two songs last night. They were all judged together onstage after they all sang their first song. Magically, however, Paula not only judged one contestant's first song, but his second song as well, BEFORE HE HAD SANG IT, prompting the audience to laugh uncomfortably at her psychic abilities, and causing producer Nigel Lythgoe to shit his pants as the curtain of deception fell on his creation. Wait, you mean, reality television....isn't.....real??? Video, below:
EW.com does the best coverage of this one:
American Idol: Rough Diamond - for a summary of what happened.
On the Scene: The Paula Abdul 'Idol' gaffe heard 'cross the nation - for a first-hand account of how it went down in the studio.
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